Cryptic Tu Deux

1. Given a wretchedly manipulative letter you received, research borderline personality disorder in families.
2. Ponder why everyone seems to genuinely love your wife more than you.
3. Wonder if kids play cowboy and Indian in these culturally sensitive days?
4. What good have you done for the planet today? Changed a light bulb, didn’t watch a Streisand movie.
5. The catalpa worms never proliferated this year.
6. A blessing that my father celebrated his 90th birthday today.
7. Narcissism is often characterized by grandiosity; I know several.
8. A broom only cleans when used.
9. Is there a peanut butter sandwich in that wine bottle?
10. Why, as a teenager, were you the way you were the way you are…now. Damn’t.
11. It gets better with age.
12. The tree doesn’t grow by itself.

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